ruhi Fujioka: [repeated line] ruhi Fujioka: Rich bastards...

zukiyo Souga: You might also add fear of horror movies, fear of ghost storytelling, fear of suddenly getting scared from behind, and fear of TV commercials about horror movies. What is it with those, anyway? I really do not like them airing those segments without any warnings. What's become of the rights of the cowards?

nge: Fair thee well!

sanoda: I'm not a human weapon. I as just born with this scary-looking face. tachiin Twins: So you're aware of it, Casanova-kun. sanoda: It's Kasanoda! tachiin Twins: Bossa-Nova? sanoda: I said it's KASANODA damnit! You guys wanna die or something! [Twins cower behind sofa]

maki Suou: Although you and Mori-senpai have little in common, there is one definite thing you lack! And that's a 'lovely item'! sanoda: Lovely... item? maki Suou: And this time we introduce to you... the lovely item, 'Mitsukuni-kun'! [Honey sparkles] Indeed, if you look at Mori-senpai superficially, he does look scary and may give an icy impression. However, what happens when we place Mitsunkuni-kun on his shoulders? It's like a state of 'big bear Mori being likened by a little animal'!

maki Suou: Alright! The Low Blood Pressure Evil Lord has given his approval!

maki Suou: Why are you washing your bag?

maki Suou: Just suppose... I'm not really Haruhi's father.

maki Suou: Tama-chan kick!

ruhi Fujioka: [after an elaborate plan to get two students to admit their love] Aren't you making things worse? maki Suou: He went out and chased her. ruhi Fujioka: [smiles] Our Ouran Host Club exists to bring fortune to girls, eh?

maki Suou: Mom! Haruhi's using foul language! karu Hitachiin: 'Mom' being? ouya Ohtori: Position-wise... probably me.

ouya Ohtori: For special reasons, Haruhi has to conceal her gender. p Up Box: Special Reasons = Debt

ouya Ohtori: Fuyumi-neesan. Sorry, but could you not rummage through my drawers?

ouya Ohtori: [Tamaki spazzes]... Did I step on a mine or something?

ruhi Fujioka: [is being forced to kiss a girl] This is going too far. ouya Ohtori: I'll cut your debt by a third. ruhi Fujioka: ...Oh well, it's just on the cheek.

tsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka: Kyou-chan, you really wake up to bad tempers, huh? kashi "Mori" Morinozuka: You are not in the position to say that.

ruhi Fujioka: The end of the world is here, huh?

maki Suou: Hikaru! Kaoru! [Twins salute, grab Haruhi and run away] Kyouya, you call the hairdresser! Mori-senpai, get us some contacts from the nurse! [Mori sprints off] tsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka: Tama-chan, what about me? maki Suou: Honey-senpai, you... tsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka: Yeah? Yeah? maki Suou: ...eat the cakes please.