Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County (often referred to as Laguna Beach) was an MTV "reality" show documenting the lives of several teenagers living in Laguna Beach, a seaside community located in Orange County, California. It differs from the usual reality show in that it is rather structured as a traditional narrative (seen more commonly in fictionalized television dramas or soap operas) than a straightforward observant documentary.

ephen: [while surfing] You've gotta be aware of everyone else around you. isten: I'm not good at that!

istin Cavalleri: Steephaaaannn!

uren Bosworth: How far are you and Stephen away from each other? uren Conrad: Like, five minutes. uren Bosworth: Really? uren Bosworth: I think you guys are gonna get married. uren Conrad: I think we're gonna be best friends. uren Bosworth: That stuff happens, though, you know, like. uren Conrad: I don't wanna marry Stephen. uren Bosworth: Why? He's cute, you'd have pretty babies. n: You would have pretty babies, your babies would be like the popular people at school. uren Conrad: That's sweet. n: They would.

's Mom: Lo it's not a fashion show... uren Bosworth: Every day's a fashion show mom.

uren Conrad: The boys are planning on going to the dance for like half an hour then going straight to the after party and "getin' some" and were planning on... showing off our dresses

ephen Coletti: You look real good, keep dancing on the bar SLUT!

ey Phillips: [to a midget] What? You wanna go?

son Wahler: You look really cute. uren Conrad: Thank you. son Wahler: You wanna go to the hot tub? hakes her head yes] son Wahler: That was the cutest thing I've seen in my entire life. uren Conrad: What? son Wahler: You.

ssica Smith: What's wrong, Jason? son Wahler: It's just the way you're acting. ssica Smith: How am I acting? son Wahler: [in a stoned voice] I don't know, you tell me?

uren Bosworth: Well, Kristin just about hates us. uren Conrad: No, Kristin hates me but that's okay.

ephen Coletti: [to Kristin] What am I suppose to be? Happy to see you or something?

istin Cavalleri: Jessica, he's cheating on you! Take it from someone who used to cheat on her boyfriend. Those are signs of him cheating!

ex Hooser: It's fate telling you, you need to get a new car. istin Cavalleri: Exactly! I'm gonna be like Dad. You're Buddhist, you believe in that.

lan Torriero: [Taylor and Talan are talking] I love you... well, I don't love you... I L-U-V you.

istin Cavalleri: My car is *Dunzo*!

ex Hooser: What's the saying? Don't hate the player, hate the game? ssica Smith: Um... don't hate the game, hate the player. ex Hooser: I hate the fucking game.

lan Torriero: [after being told that Kristin went to meet Stephen] Oh, great. It's just "closure". "Closure" was last week.

uren Conrad: I think it's more like purses actually. You're always gonna have that one boy that your always comfortable with and you always kinda like, right? Thats your purse that you wear everywhere, right? Then you have a gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with. n: Yeah but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole. uren Conrad: Or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like, but you don't really want to be seen with.

uren Conrad: How would you feel if I kissed my ex-boyfriend right in front of you? [sarcastically] But I was *sorry*.

eter: Hold it. Just hold it.

ex: I'm trying to make you smile. son Wahler: You are making me smile.

n: Hey, Lauren. what comes before Part B? uren Conrad: Part A? Ohh! Ha ha!

istin Cavalleri: Every day of our lives here we would say, "Oh, great, it's the same thing every night." I really wish we didn't do that.

uren Conrad: You like, ruined everything. You know that, right? son Wahler: Yeah.

istin Cavalleri: Cheers to the last winter formal biznasss! ex Hooser: One more dance together, my dahling.

uren Bosworth: Eww, what's in this? ephen Coletti: I think that's all the meat and hot dogs. uren Bosworth: Will you cook me a hot dog? ephen Coletti: No. uren Bosworth: Please help me. ephen Coletti: Yeah, I'll cook you a weiner. uren Bosworth: [laughs] Excuse me? ephen Coletti: Some poor man is going to marry you.

uren Bosworth: [to Talan] You just got a facial? Talan, why did you do that?

uren Bosworth: You whorebag!

istin Cavalleri: [to Stephen after he tries to scare everyone dressed as a bear] Oh, my gosh, Stephen, that was so lame. You didn't even look like a bear.

uren Bosworth: Oh, I see smoke poofs! uren Conrad: You see them? uren Bosworth: Smoke poofs! Does that mean people are blazing? uren Conrad: ...Those aren't cigarette poofs. uren Bosworth: Those definitely aren't cigarette poofs...

uren Conrad: Daddy, Lo thinks I shouldn't be grounded uren Bosworth: I think Lauren should not be grounded. 's Dad: I'm willing to hear your argument. uren Bosworth: Well Jim... I think it's second semester senior year... 's Dad: Yeah. uren Bosworth: LC is a wonderful person... 's Dad: Great kid. uren Bosworth: I don't think that her grades reflect on her as a person. I don't think that she's a bad kid... I just don't... Jim, please just let her come out with me!

's Mom: You cannot get D's and F's. That's not cruising, that's failing. uren Bosworth: Yeah, she does have a point... I'm sorry but she does! I want you to be able to come out with me. Duh. uren Conrad: Hey, Lo...? [dirty look] uren Bosworth: Sorry, I tried. Your mom does have a point though. You shouldn't be failing... I'm sorry! Just don't fail your classes. uren Conrad: Lo, you suck. uren Bosworth: Stop failing... go out.

ephen Coletti: Do you think you'll find someone? uren Conrad: I don't want to look for someone, I want someone to find me.

istin Cavalleri: Then you were at Lauren's house, so you just LIED to me!

uren Bosworth: Was she like, Ste-phan! Where are you? uren Conrad: Ste-phan! Haha. uren Bosworth: Ste-phan!

uren Bosworth: [in the limo before prom] Morgan has the same dress as me. She's... a whore.

uren Conrad: You just hope that you're worth changin’ for.