"Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny" is the first track and second single from the Bloodhound Gang album One Fierce Beer Coaster. The song is portraying the story of a man and his new girlfriend and their adventures in cunnilingus.

It was written by Jimmy Pop about his then-girlfriend; the two subsequent albums would each have one song about said girlfriend ("Three Point One Four" and "No Hard Feelings," respectively).

The music video for the song features lead singer Jimmy Pop stealing a dead fish from a fishmonger and running to the sea to return it home.

According to the commentary track of Evil Jared Hasselhoff, the boat used in the band shots was used in the movie The Usual Suspects.